GIVEAWAY: Sh*t My Mother Says

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With Mother’s Day approaching, we thought we’d have a little fun with this week’s giveaway. We know how you’ve enjoyed sharing and reading what sh*t dads say and what sh*t kids say, so let’s celebrate what our moms say.

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First-Time Mommy  has one to get us started: “There’s one thing I’ll never forget my mother saying to me: ‘I’ve had sex three times . . . when I got pregnant with you, your older sister and your younger sister .”

What sh*t does your mom — or the mother of your child — say? 

Post the interesting, funny or shocking things the moms in your life say to enter our giveaway for a bundle that is the sh*t :) — our Rocker Mama Bundle featuring all the mamas in our collection: Lullaby Renditions of Pink, Madonna, Bjork and No Doubt. Enter by Wednesday, May 14, at 6 pm PST to enter our random draw. One (1) winner will be selected.

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  • Whenever we told our mom we wanted something she would say “want in one hand, sh*t in the other and see which one fills up faster” I am a child of the 80’s!

    ashley on
  • My mom: “Do as I say, not as I do.”

    Jon Beringer on
  • My mom: “Dont you want to be pretty?!”

    Barb on
  • I’m not the sharpest cookie in the box.

    Ashley Kemp on
  • “Don’t let a guy call you ‘babe’ while you’re dating cause he might be doing it cause he can’t remember your name.” – my momma. :)

    Betsy Schapp on


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