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Sh*t My Kid Says

Yeah, kids say the craziest things...some good crazy, some funny crazy and some you just have to really scratch your head over. We searched the Twittersphere for the best #sh*tmykidsays and picked our favorites.


"bouncy castle is pretty funny, and so is the moon and bananas."

James Foster II ‏@kaizen00

Mia: "Daddy how are moons circles and sometimes bananas?

Chukknorus ‏@Chukknorus

"I'm not crazy I just have issues."

Cristina Solana ‏@nightshiftc

"I may be a treehugger, but I'm no hippie."

Heather Dudley ‏@dragonchilde

My 7 year old: "If they take your liver out of your body you'll die. That's why they call it a liver.

Justin Achilli ‏@jachilli

"I think my brain is telling me I have to pee."

robert fabricant ‏@fabtweet

"I like to think of my insides as a bouncy castle - everything is all mushy."

Lindsay Nelson ‏@lindsayn613

"If I fall asleep, wake me up! 'Cause I'm not tired!"

What kind of sh*t does your kid say?

Post in the comments below! Ready for more adult sh*t? Read "What Sh*t My Dad Says."



“You look ugly today, Mommy!!” . . . thaaaanks.


Mama, I want boob.

First-Time Mommy

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