"bouncy castle is pretty funny, and so is the moon and bananas."
Mia: "Daddy how are moons circles and sometimes bananas?
"I'm not crazy I just have issues."
"I may be a treehugger, but I'm no hippie."
My 7 year old: "If they take your liver out of your body you'll die. That's why they call it a liver.
"I think my brain is telling me I have to pee."
"I like to think of my insides as a bouncy castle - everything is all mushy."
"If I fall asleep, wake me up! 'Cause I'm not tired!"
What kind of sh*t does your kid say?
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