GIVEAWAY: Sh*t My Kid Says
Because it's something we all deal with...SH*T.
But rather than run from it, we're reveling in it here at Rockabye Baby. And from the popularity of our previous Sh*t My Dad Says and Sh*t My Kid Says posts, we know you do, too, at times.
So we pulled some more of our favorites from Twitter to keep the sh*t party going:
"Seahawks? That's a dumb name. I'm gonna cheer for the other team."
"My goal in life is to try every single fruit in the world."
"Babies can NOT touch Superheroes, aye Dad, cos Superheroes eat carrots."
"I'm not going to marry that boy because he picks his nose and eats it. I do that too, but not in front of people."
Domestic Goddess™ @thedomestictype
"Mommy, you're my best stupid friend."
To enter this week's giveaway, it's your turn to share, whether it's your kid or even your adult child.TELL US THE SH*T YOUR KID SAYS!
Post the good, the bad, the ugly and funny in the comments below by Sunday, Dec. 22, 11:59 pm ET to be entered to win one (1) of our awesome 2013 releases. Two (2) winners will be selected!
a Rafflecopter giveaway Tweet us for another entry into the giveaway: I entered the @rockabyebaby #sh*tmykidsays giveaway." P.S. Get your Rockbabye Baby stocking stuffers by Christmas by ordering by Dec. 18!
16 comments
This isn’t my own kid but one I nannied for . . .
“What do you want for yo’ birfday? I’m gonna get yo’ a bathing suit and a gun!”
Jenna
We were watching tv & my daughter told us that watching tv: ’That’s what Poppy does!’ She thought it was his job (he’s retired).
Stacy Lane
Night night, sleep tight, don’t let Jesus bite.
Chiara
“Ooooooh! Gangnam Style!”
says my 3 year old when something is pretty
Rachel Nash
Mommy mommy, my stster blinked. She knows how to blink now. She did it again!
Chiara
Yesterday my 3yo daughter woke up before me and screamed “mooooom…..mooooom…MOOOOM” when I asked what she responded with
“why aren’t you in the kitchen”
My husband and his best friend woke up to this and spent the day laughing.
Ame pollard
i know you’re not going back to the gym because the last time you went back that guy spanked you, no son I’m not going back because I said he whooped me as in he beat me at running
tiffany c
Currently my kid is obsessed with all things poop… He has reworded every Christmas song he has heard to include poop. “Oh Christmas poop”, “Jingle poop” “Here comes poop face” etc… It has to be a boy thing!
Melissa
Scooby-Doo craps me up. He says “Scooby spiny doo”. That’s why he craps me up.
(yes she said craps)
Chiara
My son passed gas, smelled the air about him and then stated “Mommy, your farts smell wayyyy better than mine”
Rhoni
love this music
Barbara
Me: Honey what do you want for Christmas this year?
Daughter: The Bitch (Her way of pronouncin g The Grinch!)
Sabrina
My 3 year old son, listening to the radio:
Mommy, what’s a Macklemore?
Allison H.
Convo with 2 year old daughter Samantha…
Samantha: Why so serious Mamma? Are you thinking?
Me: I’m not serious haha and yes I’m thinking.
Samantha: About me?
Me: yes
Samantha: LIAR!
Me: hahaha
Pina
nothing really comes to mind right now
ioana c.
my godson talks in his sleep and while checking on him one night and making sure he was covered…. as I did this the movement of covering him up, woke him up just enough to bust out with this “Not my sandwich and my wife!!!”
Nise
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